Kimmie the Klutz

Imagine this if you will...

Kimmie was doing her power walk, on the same path that she walks on... day in and out. On this occasion she was gabbing with her friend about proper walking procedure.

Suzie: "You have to walk with your butt, not your knees."
Kimmie: "I do! I am! Look at my butt! Look at my butt!!!" she yells over her shoulder, taking her eyes off the path just long enough to ensure that she'll catch the side of the asphalt, causing her ankle to roll outward and bring her right shin scraping down on the jagged edge of the walk. Now it should be noted that there is approximately a four inch drop in the asphalt at various parts of the path since "the association" (aka "the man") built up the path which Kimmie believes is the direct result of this, her third fall on the path. Kimmie now sports a 3x8 inch area along her shin, marked with almost immediate bruising. We love scabs. Scabs are great!!! They cause you to opt for cargo pants in place of that cute skirt on the first warm day of the year! Damn it!!!